like
like
like
like

shaxaphone:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°

(via captain--cucumber)


i-lost-my-password:

if anyone ever fat shames you just crush their fucking skull 

by sitting on it :DDD


the-college-conservative:

kiokushitaka:

those “don’t tread on my rights” stickers with a bunch of guns are hilarous. what about my rights as a woman? can i get one with a birth control packet and a female symbol on it? if anything is unecessary, it’s the so-called right of flashing your stupid penis extentions around everywhere.

No one is treading on those rights, no one is stopping you from getting and taking birth control.  Just go and buy them like an adult, come on, you can do it!

(via naughtyconservative)


like
like
like

thatshinyobject:

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What the fuck does the sink want now

(via dashonfire)


like

vanitoss:

When you refer to them as “illegals” instead of “people;” you’re doing it wrong

Why are these people in my country illegally defiling its borders?


INSTALL THEME